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I don’t think my father, the inventor of toaster strudels, would like to hear about this.
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How to be a cockblock - a guide by Schmidt
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its crazy that leonardo da vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle
and he still hasnt won any oscars
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If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
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